classmate: why do you watch anime?
me: why do you breathe?
me reading fanfiction: THEY GON FUCK
me reading a long fan fiction: WHEN THEY GUN FUCK
me: sora you light up my world like nobody else
me: the way that your hair is spikey gets me overwhelmed
me: but when you smile at the screen
me: it ain't hard to tell
me: you don't know oh-oh
me: you don't know you'VE RUINED MY LIFE YOU ARE SO CUTE WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE I FUCKING HATE YOU SORA YOU'VE MESSED EVERYTHING UP ITS LIKE NO REGULAR GUY IS GOOD ENOUGH UNLESS THEYRE AS CUTE AND NICE AND DORKY AS YOU ARE WHY ARENT YOU REAL I HATE EVEYRHTINGJKN
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB